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I like when you learn a secret about somebody and then you look at the things they say and do in the light of that secret and you understand them a little more and why they are the way they are
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To maintain a healthy level of insanity
- Every time someone asks you to do something, ask him or her if they want fries with that.
- In the memo field of all your checks, write ‘for sexual favors’.
- order a diet water whenever you go out to eat,with a serious face
- Specify that your drive-through order is ‘to go’.
- Sing along at the opera.
- Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you have a headache.
- When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I Won!”, “I Won!” “3rd time this week!
- Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
- When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
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